cool thing about choosing literally any major is that someone is gonna make you feel bad about it
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell